Friday, January 18, 2008

i had a dream last night that i went into my neighbor's house with my neighbor and another woman... and i noticed that there were all these ghosts in her house and she was very frightened... not of the ghosts but of me for being able to see them. so, she tried to kick us out, but i pushed through the door. she said, "fine, come help me with the diabetic ghost upstairs." so i go up with her and there is this old man laying in bed. he is afraid of me, but i say "why haven't you really died yet?" and he says, "i'm afraid to die." and i say, "but you aren't really living, and you aren't really dying, yr just in bed!" and he says, "i don't know how to die." and i say, "well, was there a white light or something? why didn't you go into that?" and he says, "i was afraid of it!" and i stop for a second... look around... over his head is a large, framed, autographed, COLOR... photo of TONY DANZA. so i say, "if tony danza went with you would you be afraid?" and he says, "o, no, i could never be afraid if tony danza were with me!" so i ask the photograph of tony danza if he'd take the diabetic ghost to the white light for me... and tony danza comes out of the photo and says, "okay, fine." tony danza picks the diabetic ghost up and they disappear.

later, and this is what woke me up, i had a dream i ate a raw quarter pounder from McDonalds.

8 comments:

Robert A Vollrath said...

In your dream you meet a young ghost.
Sometimes young ghost just won't let go of their old body.
Eating a raw Quarter Pounder, that's just some real bad Karma. Maybe a soul of a cow is biting back.

kathryn l. pringle said...

the young ghost was very young and didn't require the aid of tony danza.

the raw quarter pounder was, most assuredly, a cow biting back. very good point.

judy j said...

i would never be afraid if tony danza was with me.

kathryn l. pringle said...

i know!

judy j said...

yay, you'll be in town in april!
what plans, touchstone?

kathryn l. pringle said...

ooh... hmn.

maggie will be there for sure. i'm thinking i won't go with her... ... ... ?

but maggie is doing an innovative fiction panel thing at USF so you should definitely get together. i'm 90% sure i'm not going. i'll let you know if i change my mind?

matt said...

WWTD
or
WWTDD
that's what i always ask myself when i'm too scared to do something.
or, i say, "hold me closer tony danza"
that always seems to help

Brian Dean Bollman said...

That's some impressive dream thinking!